1. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2. You make my software turn to hardware!
3. Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
4. You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some Player vs. Player?
5. Honey, you're hotter than a CPU without a cooler.
6. Girl, I'd like to read your contents.
7. Could you include("me") in your bedroom tonight?
8. Great configuration, girl. Would you let me to your control panel?
9. You have great hardware, but to make it work properly, I have to install my software, which has to be transfered from my USB stick. Can I stick it to you so we can begin with the installation proccess?
10. Hi, I'm a PHP developer. I've just made get_current_user() check and it seems that you're single.
11. Hi, I'm a geek and I like to play FPS. Can I play FPS with you? (Where FPS stands for First Person Sex)
12. Would you, please, strip your tags for me?
13. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
14. Hello, can I do exec("my_usb_stick") on your server?
15. I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day… But a sex machine by night!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Assiduous
assiduous \uh-SIJ-uh-wus\ adjective
: marked by careful unremitting attention or persistent application
Example sentence:
It's no surprise that my neighbor Jeanne's assiduous tending of her garden results in a good crop -- but you'd be surprised how well I do with my haphazardly tended plot.
Did you know?
Judges presiding over assizes (former periodical sessions of the superior courts in English counties) had to be assiduous in assessing how to best address their cases. Not only were their efforts invaluable, but they also served as a fine demonstration of the etymologies of "assiduous," "assess," and "assize." All three of those words derive from the Latin verb "assidere," which is variously translated as "to sit beside," "to take care of," or "to assist in the office of a judge." "Assidere," in turn, is a composite of the prefix "ad-" (in this case, meaning "near" or "adjacent to") and "sedere," meaning "to sit."
: marked by careful unremitting attention or persistent application
Example sentence:
It's no surprise that my neighbor Jeanne's assiduous tending of her garden results in a good crop -- but you'd be surprised how well I do with my haphazardly tended plot.
Did you know?
Judges presiding over assizes (former periodical sessions of the superior courts in English counties) had to be assiduous in assessing how to best address their cases. Not only were their efforts invaluable, but they also served as a fine demonstration of the etymologies of "assiduous," "assess," and "assize." All three of those words derive from the Latin verb "assidere," which is variously translated as "to sit beside," "to take care of," or "to assist in the office of a judge." "Assidere," in turn, is a composite of the prefix "ad-" (in this case, meaning "near" or "adjacent to") and "sedere," meaning "to sit."
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Kvetch
kvetch \KVECH\, intransitive verb:
1. To complain habitually.
noun:
1. A complaint.
2. A habitual complainer.
1. To complain habitually.
noun:
1. A complaint.
2. A habitual complainer.
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